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Pornhub say Epic better get Fortnite's servers fixed or their servers are crashing next

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If anyone needed a reminder of just how insanely popular Fortnite: Battle Royale is getting, get this - Pornhub, provider of many services that I promise I don't know anything about has called on Epic to fix the Fortnite situation.

Pornhub's official tweet links to Epic's explanation of their server woes, saying "Please hurry or our servers will crash next." To be fair, I completely understand them, even if I didn't know what they did.

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This happened after Epic's latest patch to its immensely popular Fortnite: Battle Royale. The update, as you may recall, brought the replay feature, of which we'll be hearing way more, as well as Port-a-Forts - portable means to ruining the day of the guy that, realistically, got the drop on you.

If you thought this is the end to the Pornhub Epic connection, it's not - it turns out that Fortnite is the most searched game in Pornub's online video database, which I know nothing about.

PornhubSearches for Fortnite on Pornhub's online video databaseFortnite searches on PornHub

Moreover, the keywords being searched in Pornhub's database are almost scary, if they weren't hilarious. Fortnite hentai, Fortnite porn, Fortnite animation and even Fortnite Battle Royale.

That last one killed me - somebody actually typed in the full name. Why didn't they put Epic? Maybe it would've refined their results better.

As you can see, what follows kinda makes me question not Fortnite, but more like human race in general. "Try not to nut Fortnite"? Although, I must admit that "Fort nite" actually has plenty of puntential.

Apparently, Fortnite's Penny is a character - forgive me if everyone knew that but I had to Google that one. After all, I don't know what Pornhub is, remember?

Epic GamesA person in an astronaut suit from the game Fortnite Fortnite: Battle Royale

It turns out it's one of the ladies from Fortnite's loading screen and she's obviously enough to get some people's imagination running, in a manner Epic most certainly didn't intend it to.

Having said that, Fortnite: Battle Royale's replay feature will most certainly be used for similar goofs and we saw it and called it the minute it was announced. After all, I don't even...