Mass Effect Andromeda day one patch

Mass Effect Andromeda day one patch won't change a damn thing

By:Convolaria

Published: 11:54, 17 March 2017

Mass Effect: Andromeda

My face hurts

Andromeda's day one patch won't change anything because it's already included in the versions of the game being meme-fied all over the place.

The lead designer Ian Frazier confirmed this in a tweet:

Seems we'll be stuck with those silly walks and uncanny valley faces for a while.

Most of the people playing the trial version seem to be bothered by the creepy faces. A few side-by-side photos and videos of Andromeda vs the previous titles in the Mass Effect franchise show the significant differences.

BioWare Mass Effect: Andromeda

I know they're astronauts, but the forward moonwalking doesn't help either:

BioWare Mass Effect: Andromeda - Reverse moonwalk

Mass Effect Andromeda day one patch won't change a damn thing

My face hurts

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