My face hurts
Andromeda's day one patch won't change anything because it's already included in the versions of the game being meme-fied all over the place.
The lead designer Ian Frazier confirmed this in a tweet:
Hey folks, the live support team just confirmed for me: the day 1 patch IS included in the early access build on both Xbox and PC. pic.twitter.com/1OnlHV1osX— Ian S. Frazier (@tibermoon) March 16, 2017
Seems we'll be stuck with those silly walks and uncanny valley faces for a while.
At day 1? No, that ship has sailed. We'll have more patches later on, but exactly what goes into them is still in discussion.— Ian S. Frazier (@tibermoon) March 16, 2017
Most of the people playing the trial version seem to be bothered by the creepy faces. A few side-by-side photos and videos of Andromeda vs the previous titles in the Mass Effect franchise show the significant differences.
I know they're astronauts, but the forward moonwalking doesn't help either: