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Elder Scrolls Online heading to Morrowind

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The Elder Scrolls Online Morrowind

There are no breaks on the rotolactor

Strong female protagonist assassin pulling off super-hero landings as a prelude to slow motion acrobatic combat manoeuvres and a bear. The trailer for Elder Scrolls Online Morrowind-bait Edition is so wrong and far away from the spirit and tone of the original game that it's almost painful to watch. If you still need proof that the Elder Scrolls series is ill suited for multiplayer there is no need to look any further than this trailer.

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Morrowind in a nutshell YouTube
Morrowind in a nutshell

No ZeniMax, you are not pulling me into this one. I got suckered into Dragonborn, we are not doing this again. Oh, "30 hours of adventures" you say, for £40. Wouldn't go for such a deal if you added Vivec's Dunmer and Chimer sides having sex with each other on top - not that you'd have the courage to pull something like that off.

On 6 June, when this shallow cash grab goes live, I will be at peace, knowing that my nostalgia didn't get the better of me. And seriously, more horse armour? For real?

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Yes, that is a set of Dwemer Horse Armour ZeniMax
Yes, that is a set of Dwemer Horse Armour